flannelukee:

Luke the target employee sees you struggling to reach something from the top shelf so he comes over and gets it for you with no problem, but notices how pretty you are and accidentally knocks 17 other things off the shelf and starts blushing and acting like a complete fool

painfully-hemmo:

but imagine browsing the makeup aisle in target and Luke the employee walks up and babbles on about the sale going on with all of their cosmetics but then adds,”but really you’d be pretty with or with-out it” as he smiles and confidently struts away knowing he just nailed that line but a few minutes later you hear a crash and that tall boy who just hit on you is now sprawled out on the floor along with the display he ran into

freshcha:

❂ fresh / modern ❂